Business mogul Hunter Biden had stripper-mistress on payroll

Hunter Biden is not just a world-class artist, a celebrated author, a firearms and chemistry enthusiast and a brave military vet: he’s also the head of a giant multinational conglomerate.

That’s the only plausible explanation for why the president’s son paid a full-time salary to a woman he claimed he can never recall meeting.

A report from the Washington Examiner’s Andrew Kerr and Jerry Dunleavy details how Hunter’s company paid Lunden Roberts $1,500 for forty hours’ work in November 2018, according to “deleted payroll files recovered from a copy of his abandoned laptop.”

Lunden Roberts, you may recall, is an exotic dancer who formerly worked at MPire, a DC gentleman’s club just a short walk from the White House. She gave birth to Navy Joan Roberts, Hunter’s bastard daughter, in August 2018.

Ms. Roberts was also receiving health, dental and vision insurance from Biden’s company.

Naturally, Hunter’s role as a high-flying corporate executive means he doesn’t know everyone he doles out money to — even when compelled to by an Arkansas judge following Roberts’s paternity suit against him. “I had no recollection of our encounter. That’s how little connection I had with anyone,” Hunter wrote in his memoir Beautiful Things.

It warms Cockburn’s heart to see further proof of the Biden family’s support for strippers, a much maligned group even in 2022. But why stop at Hunter’s company? There are plenty of vacancies in the Biden administration that could capably be filled by sex workers. Vice President Harris’s office alone could afford to employ a harem’s worth.

Naturally a working group should be set up to identify suitable candidates. Who better to chair it than the sex-positive First Son?